this-is-my-headspace:

This week on Tumblr: no one’s at Comic Con and everything hurts.

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

bizarro-sai:

monanotlisa:

primarybufferpanel:

acefitzsimmons:

Best of Maria Hill  [1/?]

→ from Captain America: the Winter Soldier 

I love how we see her in that scene. Controlling and coordinating the mission, completely in charge - and casually defending her own position. Damn Maria, you so badass

Maria Hills got everything under control all the time. SHIELD compromised? Gotta go rescue Fury and pick up the kids…

rift-in-the-warp:

tiranmiuk:

Force fighting by Pere Pérez.

This kind of fighting needed to be in the movies. This is amazing.

mens-rights-activia:

Self esteems are a lot like GPAs; they get low very easily but are excruciatingly hard to raise it

theorlandojones:

amandageddon:

acafanmom:

professorfangirl:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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When Orlando Jones stumbles into his fandom on Tumblr:

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theorlandojones really should see this one… ;)

Paging theorlandojones

Approved with some slight proposed modifications:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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When Trollando stumbles into his fandom on Tumblr:

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me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is

rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

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endourse:

do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you